AS hard as it may be to believe, going back about ten years ago, I was a pilot Once...
Yeah, Much to the inconvenience of the air, the birds, the clouds.... and God, I guess !
I spent five years as an office worker in a Flying School in Israel.
I'm not the worst pilot in the world. OK, so one instructor faked a heart-attack to
avoid teaching me, and another forged a business trip Nigeria, but I have improved ! ( a little )
To date, Not a single crash, although I did once miss the runway in Eilat. The control tower
replied ( in hebrew ) :
"Nice landing man, next time try the runway !"
"Zohar Rashit ! Will You please stop mooning the landers, and get your ass of the runway
! ? ! ?"
With my dear friend fellow pilot Erez Raviv with a Checkian Zlin, somewhere on the Golan Heights.
Another day at work :
"Hey, our job is to run the office, not fly safe!"