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If you thought Eurovision was bad, wait till you here this...
 
Eurovision Horror  is my personal tribute to a few (un)fortunate "songs" from the world's worst Karaoke Contest, with new parody lyrics,
 
Can it get any worse ?
Yeah... I also do the backing vocals !
 
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 Israel 1979 : HALLELUJAH

If you are my family, you won't like to hear this!

The life of a serial killer. Shot a nun, poisend Mom, stabed a son, killed his brother and sister, even the cat met his end, But never forgets to praise the lord Hallelujah.....
 
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Greece 2005 : YOU'RE MY NUMBER TWO

CLICK and here me sing the BAAAAD version

You know the story... A guy thinks he's number one, but then discovers his spouce has another, and then another to the other, and the another to the other of the other love......
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Great Britain 2004 : SCORE AT LEAST ONE POINT TONIGHT

CLICK HERE to listen to song

Britain ! The world's undeniable pop superpower and Eurovision champions hit their all-time low in 2003, and scored a remarkable 0 points. James Fox had a really easy goal of improving that. Can you actually believe I told the guy (after the show) : "Well, at least you did better than Jemini..." . . . . (yeah, believe it, I'm that stupid ! )____________________________________________________________________________________
 
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Iceland 2006 : CONGRADULATIONS

Get ready to go go " BOOOOOO............"

Our darling Silvia... she caused quite an uproar in Athens. Well, if you hated her, you'te gonna hate me even more. I mean, i really suck (excuse the pun), Eurovision had never sounded so gay.
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Latvia 2006 : I HEAR YOU FART

Whan faggots go on a farting war.....

Inconsiderate people, some are so proud of themselves when they "let oif gas". unaware of the suffering of others. Even Saddam Hussein had some merci with his biological warheads.
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Holland 2004 : WITHOUT BOOZE

CLICK HERE to listin to an Alcoholic sinf

Every Eurovision fan knows that you can't get through a Eurovision week without a ton of Alcohol (regardless if you're Dutch or not)., but Here's a guy who can't get through life  "Without Booze" 
 
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Slovenia 2005 : STOP

CLICK picture to listen to "song" ....(what song?)

So we all hate it - political voting in eurovision. There ain't much we can do about it but at least I can complain to all those voting bloxks : Balcans, Baltica, Scandanavia, Iberia... will you all just STOP !
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Russia 2005 : MISS AMERICA (None Of Them Is Smart Not One)

CLICK on picture to listen to song

The only TV show which is half as bad as Eurovision is ofcoarse the annual Miss Universe Pageant. And if  talking of stupidity.... who's the airhead nation of the world... if not cowboy Bush's US of A. So here I pay tribute to the Miss America Beauty Contest, where : " the dummer you are, the faster you won "
 
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Norway 2005 :HIGH

CLICK to Listen ---->  Say YES to Drugs ! ! !

"Just Say Yes". Nancy Reagan would probably flip in her grave, but here's a guy who just wants to wack his brain with some really heavy shit.
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And a special thank you to my backing singers :
 
 
"You guys are the most talentless bunch of wannabees, but  are always willing to record that extra take, even if it means having to listen to eachother sing again, and that's inhuman.....
 
... and I thought I could only trust myself"